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Postby Owen » 28 Apr 2005, 22:32

Marquis De Scarborough wrote:
Owen wrote:
nathan wrote:
Owen wrote:
TheBoyJeff K wrote:dear jeff

who killed the chauffeur in the big sleep?


:lol: :lol:

Brody says that Owen killed Geiger and took the film, so Brody went after the film but didn't kill Owen to get it; he just pretended he was a cop or something and scared the little guy. But, in reality, he did kill Owen to get the film back and then pushed the car off the pier, etc.


It's been a while since i read/saw it, the Owen's in that paragraph confused me for a second


It's always about you isn't it? :roll:

:D


Generally yeah, when it's not about Jeff obviously.

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Postby Jeff K » 28 Apr 2005, 22:34

Please move threads not about me to Nextdoorland.

Thank you.

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Postby Nikki Gradual » 28 Apr 2005, 22:38

Dear Jeff,

Ever won something and suffered the subsequent pressure and thought "Hmmm, I wish I'd included Hey Mickey by Toni Basil in the first round just so I wouldn't be in thie godforsaken position"?

Best

Nikki
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Postby Billybob Dylan » 28 Apr 2005, 22:42

Jeff - The God of Biscuits!!
"I've been reduced to thruppence!"

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Postby Jeff K » 28 Apr 2005, 22:43

Nikki Gradual wrote:Dear Jeff,

Ever won something and suffered the subsequent pressure and thought "Hmmm, I wish I'd included Hey Mickey by Toni Basil in the first round just so I wouldn't be in thie godforsaken position"?

Best

Nikki


I don't know how I'll handle the pressure. Perhaps you're right. I should have put Hey Mickey or something by the Swell Maps on my list in the first round so I'd be guaranteed to lose.
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Postby The Mojo Elite » 28 Apr 2005, 22:57

Jeff K wrote:
The Mojo Elite wrote:Dear Jeff.

Following the acrimonius departure of Pagan from our esteemed society, it falls to me to offer the position he has left vacant at the doyens club. As you know, this is a great honour, which you would return by agreeing to join our number. The perks are many and plentyful, and you'd get all the birds you like.


Are you serious?? I'm speechless. Of course I'll join. Do I get to go into the Secret Room and talk about all the ninnies now?


The Limo is on its way, at the memberships expence, of course. Pleased to meet you , Mr K, one of us...
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Postby andymacandy » 28 Apr 2005, 22:59

The Mojo Elite wrote:
Jeff K wrote:
The Mojo Elite wrote:Dear Jeff.

Following the acrimonius departure of Pagan from our esteemed society, it falls to me to offer the position he has left vacant at the doyens club. As you know, this is a great honour, which you would return by agreeing to join our number. The perks are many and plentyful, and you'd get all the birds you like.


Are you serious?? I'm speechless. Of course I'll join. Do I get to go into the Secret Room and talk about all the ninnies now?


The Limo is on its way, at the memberships expence, of course. Pleased to meet you , Mr K, one of us...

Have you warned him about the forced lobotomy yet?
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no one

Postby no one » 28 Apr 2005, 23:06

Dear Jeff K,


Does your mom know you're an Internet star?


Love,

MaryJeff K

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Postby Jeff K » 28 Apr 2005, 23:10

MaryJeff K wrote:Dear Jeff K,


Does your mom know you're an Internet star?


Love,

MaryJeff K


Since I'm now a member of the esteemed Doyens Club, I will no longer be answering such pedestrian questions.

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no one

Postby no one » 28 Apr 2005, 23:12

THAT'S IT!

*adds another 20% gratuity charge to your limo bill*


snotty bastid :evil:

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Postby no one » 28 Apr 2005, 23:18

Jeff,

do i have your permission to take advantage of a drunken English giraffe?

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Postby no one » 28 Apr 2005, 23:22

your jaws?

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Postby Nikki Gradual » 28 Apr 2005, 23:28

Jeff,
Were you as sad as me when Huntley & Palmer closed down in Reading?

Nikki
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Postby no one » 28 Apr 2005, 23:36

JEFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!










where'd he go??

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Postby Obvious Alf » 28 Apr 2005, 23:37

Jeff

Do you know the way to San Jose? I'm in Bridlington at the moment, if that helps.

Alf.
It takes all sorts.

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Postby Jeff K » 28 Apr 2005, 23:38

MaryJeff K wrote:JEFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!










where'd he go??


I'm still here. I was just re-reading and admiring my final list for the BCB Cup again. Now what was the question?
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Postby harvey k-tel » 28 Apr 2005, 23:39

Dear Jeff,

I've never had to hold someone in esteem before. How do I do it?

Yours,

Harvey
Tempora mutatur et nos mutamur in illis

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Postby Nikki Gradual » 28 Apr 2005, 23:41

Harvey K-Tel wrote:Dear Jeff,

I've never had to hold someone in esteem before. How do I do it?

Yours,

Harvey


You put your right hand on their "esteem" and stroke lightly.
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Postby My name is Spaulding » 28 Apr 2005, 23:41

Dear Jeff,

er...

that´ll do.

Sincerely

S. Paulding
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Postby harvey k-tel » 28 Apr 2005, 23:43

Nikki Gradual wrote:
Harvey K-Tel wrote:Dear Jeff,

I've never had to hold someone in esteem before. How do I do it?

Yours,

Harvey


You put your right hand on their "esteem" and stroke lightly.


D'you mind? I was asking Jeff.
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