BIZARRO BCB CUP 2008: RD. 2 MATCH 2--RED HEIFER WINS!

[1# oɹɹɐzıq]

A
Paul Young - Love Will Tear Us Apart listen... if you dare
The Rembrandts - I'll Be There For You watch...
Leonard Nimoy - The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins watch
Color Me Badd - I Wanna Sex You Up watch
Liverpool FC - Anfield Rap watch
Duran Duran - 911 is a Joke cringe
Jason Mraz - I'm Yours shudder
Corey Hart - Sunglasses At Night cower
St Winifred's School Choir - There's No One Quite Like Grandma run screaming
The Mysterious Clown - The Mysterious Clown ?
Men At Work - Down Under here
Nickelback - Rock Star here
Massive Töne - Cruisen here
Genesis - Invisible Touch here
Franz Ferdinand - Do You Want To here

B
Eamon - Fuck It (Don't Want You Back)
Frankee - F.U.R.B. (Fuck U Right Back)
The Dixie Chicks - Not Ready To Make Nice
Guns N Roses - Sweet Child O' Mine
The Vines - Ride
Fergie - Clumsy
Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl
Bobby Goldsboro - Honey
Wilcannia Mob - Down River
Bon Jovi - Have A Nice Day
Kid Rock - Forever
Jim Diamond - I Should've Known Better
Vengaboys - We're Going To Ibiza
Rod Stewart - Young Turks
Boyz II Men - On Bended Knee

[harvey k-tel]

All I had to do was listen to 10 seconds of Paul Young's LWTUA and the vote went immediately to A.

[the masked man]

A's initial choices were exquisitely painful, but I fear that the new five aren't dreadful enough (having said that, I clicked on the lick for that German rap track, and it really is rotten). On the other hand, B is getting significantly worse, with the ever-punchable Kid Rock, that unspeakable Vengaboys nonsense and a putrid match-winning horror from Jim Diamond.

I vote for B - a list on heavy rotation in all of hell's elevators....

[Penk!]

B is mostly rotten, but there are two or three tracks there that aren't quite so revolting. One or two are actually palatable. A is just utter filth from start to finish.

[Buddha B-Rex]

Close, but B for me. You can do way worse than Land Down Under.

[The Modernist]

A especially for picking Genesis who are to the Bizzaro cup what a Stooges selection is to the BCB cup. Also kudos for picking the preposterous Men At Work, they can stick their vegemite sandwich up their arse.
A

[toomanyhatz]

Tough call. I was thinking B had some songs that weren't too bad, then they picked this lot. Ouch. Both clearly did some homework too, but I think A is more consistently bad. But B's newest 5 is worse than A's, Nickelback or no.

[The Write Profile]

A's initial choices were exquisitely painful, but I fear that the new five aren't dreadful enough (having said that, I clicked on the lick for that German rap track, and it really is rotten). On the other hand, B is getting significantly worse, with the ever-punchable Kid Rock, that unspeakable Vengaboys nonsense and a putrid match-winning horror from Jim Diamond.

I vote for B - a list on heavy rotation in all of hell's elevators....

Indeed, and he's also picked Boyz II Men's "On Bended Knee," which is actually painful to listen to. It was a tossup between this and "I'll Make Love to You" if I made it into the second round, so kudos to the poster for picking it. There's something quite unbelieable about that group- not only were they turgid, they were also ludicrously sentimental and actually quite insulting in their "sensitive" view of women. At least even the most moronic of gangsta rappers are usually honest in their bigotory, loathsome as it might be. Truly sickening. I think I need to have a shower now.

B

[whodathunkit]

Two "proper" lists here. Wall-to-wall shit. The new choices are equally vile. The "Anfield Rap" still conquers all for me.

A

[Nikki Gradual]

B, A having soured an otherwise good list with that Grandma shite. In fact from now on I will officially vote against anyone who just plumps for the way-too-obvious rubbish (like the Jason and Kylie in that other match)

[The Red Heifer]

A's gone for the "if I slip something involving Phil Collins in, everyone should surely vote my way" route. Silly A.

B has less obviousness.

[Cosmic American Girl]

A

[Corporate whore]

A

[1# oɹɹɐzıq]

Close Match! Both lists great.

A get 7 votes. B get 5 votes.

B big winner. A send five more songs.