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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby The Red Heifer » 02 Feb 2019, 09:58

We'll stuff your lot like a fucking Christmas turkey. Welcome aboard btw :lol:
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby The North Yorks Moors » 02 Feb 2019, 20:47

Dennis Testicle wrote:We'll stuff your lot like a fucking Christmas turkey. Welcome aboard btw :lol:

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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby The North Yorks Moors » 08 Feb 2019, 23:35

Fucking mad at Villa Park tonight. Literally thousands walked out when we were 3-0 down with ten minutes left and missed all three of our goals.

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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby Rayge » 12 Feb 2019, 12:54

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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby The Modernist » 18 Feb 2019, 21:21

Is Jorginho the worst signing of the season? At 50 million I think he might be: zero creativity and physically weak, he offers nothing. It's the kind of signing that will probably cost Sarri his job.

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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby Diamond Dog » 19 Feb 2019, 06:10

The Modernist wrote:Is Jorginho the worst signing of the season? At 50 million I think he might be: zero creativity and physically weak, he offers nothing. It's the kind of signing that will probably cost Sarri his job.


I'd suggest his complete refusal to change one single iota of his gameplan - even down to the exact same kick off procedure every single time, inevitably resulting in a throw in for the other team- at any stage of any match will more likely bring about his downfall. Seriously - same team, same formation, same tactics, same subs (on and off) at the same time (no matter what the score).... it's bizarre. To be two nil down with ten minutes to go in a cup tie and swap one right back for another.... you deserve all you get. He'll get it after they lose to Man City on Sunday.* Sarri-ball? Sorry-ball. Ta-ra.

*Or, being Chelsea, maybe even earlier.
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby Minnie the Minx » 21 Feb 2019, 16:01

Rovers have shit the bed at exactly the wrong time, with the only consolation being it’s possible Burnley might join us at some point.
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby Darkness_Fish » 22 Feb 2019, 09:10

The Remaining BCBers wrote:Rovers have shit the bed at exactly the wrong time, with the only consolation being it’s possible Burnley might join us at some point.

There's a good time to shit the bed?

I think I'll book a hotel rather than use the spare room, if I ever pop over.
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby Darkness_Fish » 09 Mar 2019, 20:04

Bloody hell, West Brom have sacked Darren Moore, despite them being 4th in the table. WTF?

Aside from which, have you seen the size of the bloke? I bet he was sacked via Skype.
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby borofan » 10 Mar 2019, 17:11

Darkness_Fish wrote:Bloody hell, West Brom have sacked Darren Moore, despite them being 4th in the table. WTF?

Aside from which, have you seen the size of the bloke? I bet he was sacked via Skype.

Apparently it was done face to face, but not one to one...
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby Diamond Dog » 16 Mar 2019, 10:48

Diamond Dog wrote:I think Derby are likely to win the Championship this season.... at 10/1 still, they're excellent value-for-money.


Oops.

Anyway.... FA Cup Quarter Finals Weekend. Who do you fancy?

Millwall 2 Brighton 1
Swansea 1 Man City 3
Watford 0 Palace 1
Wolves 1 Man Utd 1

So now you know who to back against......
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby Penk! » 16 Mar 2019, 19:08

Jesus, Swansea will be absolutely furious here. Man City have been handed the victory by the officials.

Could Swansea sue for lost income due to negligence?
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby Diamond Dog » 17 Mar 2019, 13:48

Penk! wrote:Jesus, Swansea will be absolutely furious here. Man City have been handed the victory by the officials.

Could Swansea sue for lost income due to negligence?



I think it probably was a penalty. But it was certainly offside for the winner.
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby Diamond Dog » 17 Mar 2019, 17:34

Diamond Dog wrote:
Diamond Dog wrote:I think Derby are likely to win the Championship this season.... at 10/1 still, they're excellent value-for-money.


Oops.

Anyway.... FA Cup Quarter Finals Weekend. Who do you fancy?

Millwall 2 Brighton 1
Swansea 1 Man City 3
Watford 0 Palace 1
Wolves 1 Man Utd 1

So now you know who to back against......



:) Told you....
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby Minnie the Minx » 29 Mar 2019, 01:00

Rovers continue to plop the bed with aplomb.
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby borofan » 06 Apr 2019, 17:27

Taxi for Pulis... PLEASE!!!!!!!
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby Diamond Dog » 07 Apr 2019, 13:50

Man City scraped through to the FA Cup Final with a less than stellar performance yesterday. But the winning goal was wondrous - three absolutely magical (and completely different) passes from Laporte, Bernardo Silva & De Bruyne and a great diving header from Jesus. They're twelve games from the quadruple.
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby borofan » 07 Apr 2019, 17:18

Diamond Dog wrote:Man City scraped through to the FA Cup Final with a less than stellar performance yesterday. But the winning goal was wondrous - three absolutely magical (and completely different) passes from Laporte, Bernardo Silva & De Bruyne and a great diving header from Jesus. They're twelve games from the quadruple.

I reckon that City quite deliberately did just enough without exerting themselves too much. It did help them greatly that Brighton are managed by the Mini-Me of Tony Pulis. 15 minutes to go, 1-0 down and still 9 men behind the ball.
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby Diamond Dog » 08 Apr 2019, 06:23

Diamond Dog wrote:Man City scraped through to the FA Cup Final with a less than stellar performance yesterday.


borofan wrote:I reckon that City quite deliberately did just enough without exerting themselves too much.


Oh I agree with you - they certainly did as much as they needed to and no more. But unusually for them, they didn't kill the game off and they gave Brighton just enough encouragement to make it a fairly jittery last 15 minutes or so.
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Re: Premier League, Championship and other English club football 2018-19

Postby KeithPratt » 08 Apr 2019, 08:02

Watford though eh?


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