Who has the best moustache in rock & roll?

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Who has the best moustache in rock & roll?

Freddie Mercury
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Bob Dylan
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Dennis DeYoung
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Greg Norton
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Who has the best moustache in rock & roll?

Postby Shagger Dave » 03 Sep 2004, 03:41

Perhaps the maleigned of all facial hair, the moustache has played a pivital part in defining the face of rock & roll. Who do you think has the 'stache with the most attiude, biggest influence, and most flair in the history of rock & roll?

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Part Spanish waiter, part carnival barker, all frontman. The moustache of Freddie Mercury can even help you forgive the complete crap that is Kind Of Magic. . . .almost


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In the course of his forty year career, Bob Dylan has been many things- a folk icon, the king of protest songs, ramshackle rocker, the man who got the beatles stoned, street poet, and the voice of a generation. Add to this list his current incarnation, that of an older, creepier version of the guy in Sparks.

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Equally at home at the supper club or rockin' the Paradise, the unemployed magician-like moustache of Dennis De Young of Styx deserves a Domo origato!

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No, he didn't write any of Husker Du's songs. No he didn't sing any of Husker Du's songs. And yes, he did jackshit music wise after the Huskers split. Why then is he front and center? Simple- Misters Mould and Hart know that the secret to continued influence, post-punk legend status and and infinate hipster name checking all rides on the moustache of your bass player. He's a Minnesota chief now, and he still sports the stache.
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Postby Sambient » 03 Sep 2004, 03:51

Lemmy.
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Postby Muskrat » 03 Sep 2004, 03:54

Skydog, man!

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Postby Shagger Dave » 03 Sep 2004, 03:54

Sambient wrote:Lemmy.


Lemmy was disqualified- his moustache is connected to his sideburns, so it's not a true moustache.
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Postby Snarfyguy » 03 Sep 2004, 03:59

Wild Billy Childish!

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Re: Who has the best moustache in rock & roll?

Postby Still Baron » 03 Sep 2004, 04:23

Shagger Dave wrote:Perhaps the maleigned of all facial hair


Rightfully so.

Dylan's latest decidedly seedy facial hair takes the cake.
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Postby mentalist (slight return) » 03 Sep 2004, 04:24

Lee Hazlewood

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Postby mentalist (slight return) » 03 Sep 2004, 05:48

it's like syncrhonised periods, syncrhonied moustaches
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Postby B » 03 Sep 2004, 05:55

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Postby Todd » 03 Sep 2004, 06:17

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Postby Clippernolan » 03 Sep 2004, 06:21

Stevie Wonder.
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Postby Muskrat » 03 Sep 2004, 06:22

Adolf...er, Ron Mael

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Postby My name is Spaulding » 03 Sep 2004, 07:25

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Postby Slim! » 03 Sep 2004, 07:37

The Smamfy wrote:
Fielding Melish wrote:Derek Smalls


is the correct answer.


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Postby Grollope » 03 Sep 2004, 08:00

Duane Allman - and who needs the photo.
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Postby NancyL21st » 03 Sep 2004, 08:53

Out of those you've offered I voted for Freddie Mercury because everytime I think of a singer with moustaches I automatically think of him first.


Here are a couple more of choices that deserve to be mentioned as well:

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YELLO

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SCATMAN JOHN
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Pin me down
Beg enough
Shoot me down...

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Postby Walk In My Shadow » 03 Sep 2004, 08:55

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Postby NancyL21st » 03 Sep 2004, 09:00

The Smamfy wrote:*pisses herself laughing at University of Huddersfield cachet*


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Funny as hell, innit? I pissed myself laughing at that as soon as I found that picture too. What the hell has Scatman John got to do with Huddersfield University at all?
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