** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

[beenieman]

I love Saul Steinberg's drawings. I've got a big hardcover 'coffee-table' book by him that my family has had ever since I was a kid. God, I've spent hours staring at those pictures...

What, are you autistic?

[Cage Free Brown]

from "Have You Ever Appeared on Google Maps"

I mooned the Google van, and they gave my ass an address.

[you have to have a fly's eye to see it]

Things would be better if you didn't cram all your words up on the left.

I've told you time and again to sort this out but you have ignored me every time. It beggars belief how anyone could continue in this way.

Either explain your eccentric behaviour or start using up that valuable space.

potty man, potty man
wash your hands
as fast as you can
orangeman flare up
in aisle five
requires your talents
in defense of the crown
potty man potty man
as fast as you can

Genius.

We're privileged to have him, aren't we?

[Cage Free Brown]

I once saw a homeless man singing Breakfast In America. I said 'Supertramp', he said 'Thank you very much'

[T. Willy Rye]

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It really is a massively unpleasant cacophony. And utterly gay. It sounds like a camp frog march with someone being suffocated by the sergeant major.This really was the low point for music , wasn't it.

Rubbish.
What it is is impossibly exciting and exotic. Rankine's spiralling guitar duels with Mackenzie in an emotional rollercoaster that gives the record a frenzied delirium. There's nothing very conventional about it which will mean it will divide opinion, but that's why they were great.

Reel your neck in. It is dreadful, mad and borderline psychotic. i have heard more tuneful kittens being drowned.

I likes it

I rest my case.

[The Slider]

Topic: My next door neighbour's bought a pet monkey!

...well, I can only assume it's a pet!

Best not to offer it a banana until you've verified whether your neighbor has recently given birth.

[Cage Free Brown]

3.) how many BCBers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one. He (or she) just holds it while the world revolves around them.

[Poppypoobah]

Running a club night
Running a record label
Writing about music for free on the internet

I made quite a lot of money with my record label. I think it all goes sour when you start employing people. You have to do everything yourself and assume it is for the art. I was amazed when I got my money back, and the same again.

Did it help that you don't know anything about music?

[The G Experience!]

From the McCartney 'Ram' thread.

That footage is great. As for his voice, he's an old man.

His hairdo says otherwise, Molony.

[The Prof]

A couple from Florida.

Are you sure they're a couple? I mean, I'm as open-minded as anyone, but...

[Harvey K-Tel]

The Treasury of Mirth doesn't just add these things itself, you know!

[Cage Free Brown]

From "Khalid Sheik Mohammed Trial"

Stick him a dark cell and give him beer and sausages every meal and till he pegs it.

Although that could be a few years judging by the look of the fat cunt.

Add internet access and you've just described half of BCB.

[atomic loonybin]

I went on holiday to celebrate my 50th in February this year, with a guy who I've known since we were five. We still go out for a drink once a month and pretty much have done for the best part of 34 years.

I'm that kind of a friend.

One who doesn't make new friends easily?

[Cage Free Brown]

here's a work of staggering beauty from "Coan Has Flounced"

Coan, Then

Like Germany without Hitler, or a picnic without ants,
A package holiday with no pissheads, or maybe Europe without France.

Sunday without News of the World
Convent school absent of nuns
Elvis lacking his movie career
America giving up guns

A trip to the pub with no glass to the face
A film theatre sans mobile phone
A world without prejudice ascribed to race
BCB making do without Coan.

[Tactful Cactus]

When fans object to new band members.

Were Doors fans delighted with Ian Astbury?

Even Cult fans are not delighted with Ian Astbury.

[Cage Free Brown]

from "RIP Robin Gibb"

3 out of the 4 Gibbs gone.....Jesus wept.

Which is ironic when you consider their biggest hit was Staying Alive.

[dang65]

On the "Some Amish Photos" thread:

The light at dawn is pretty nice for photography, but I personally prefer night time photos. Do you have a link to some good pmish photos?

[Neige]

Hey guys, in order to get 'glutes of steel' I've been walking around with a cherry between my butt cheeks, squeezing them together in order to hold the cherry in place. The trick is twofold: if I squeeze too hard, I 'pop' my cherry and get juice everywhere; if I become lax in my cheek-squeezin', then the cherry drops to the ground and I am forced to consume it.

Soon, I expect to be able to crack walnuts with my butt cheeks. What do you think?

You are Madonna and I claim my whatever.

[the masked man]

From the 'Words You Don't Hear Anymore' thread:

Icebox Settee Dungaree

And there will be three more in session from them tonight, but first here's a new one from The Fall…

[The Fish]

It might not be the epitome of wit, but by God it made me laugh...

Yes. But I understand the people that have called me a 'fucking fat cunt', 'cocksucker', 'motherfucker' et al are just frustrated. I didn't get straight on the phone to the Samaritans, but thanks for your concern.

Your fingers are too fat to press the buttons on the phone, that's why.