** TREASURY OF MIRTH - PART DEUX!!**

[never/ever]

From Us vs UK-thread # 946, this gem:

They think I'm from New fucking Zealand.

Show us your kiwis, then.

[Cage Free Brown]

From the thread "BCB-Isms"

B

[sloopjohnc]

In Ireland here it’s laying your ballsack on someone’s forehead in front of witnesses or a picture is taken of it happening, otherwise it never happened.

It's marvellous the way Ireland has managed to preserve its folk culture and traditions.

[Cage Free Brown]

Interesting. So the English don't consider someone to be English if one of his parents was from elsewhere?
So how long must one's family live in England in order for them to be "English?"

It depends how gay they are.

[souphound]

On this weeks Friday Quiz thread:

7. The Israeli external intelligence service is Mossad. But what is their internal security service called?
Inssad

[the masked man]

From the thread about the 'Around The World' forum, which is currently being set up:

Should be ready in about 80 days.

[sloopjohnc]

ah, The BCB. Come for the Beatles threads, Stay for the Goebbels threads.

[Poppypoobah]

So anyway , i was at a function and Rolf Harris was there and i said 'hey didn't you do two little boys in the seventies' ? The fucking look he gave me.

From the Jimmy Saville thread.

[Cage Free Brown]

From "How many Ringo albums do you own?"

Not a one, friends.

I couldn't remember if I had any or not, so I had to go look. I've got one: Ringo.

I guess if short, big-nosed thugs broke into my place and forced a Ringo record on me, that's the one I'd choose.

[Minnie the Minx]

http://news360.com/#article/157295327



How did those idiots even manage to get on the pitch in the first place?

I've no idea, but Chris Kirkland was rated once for some reason.

[sloopjohnc]

Rod Stewart, he's another. TV advert: "All men would like to be me." No Rod, hard to believe I know, but to be a beaky nosed, shiny-faced gonk-dwarf, who has NEVER made a halfway decent record in his life? You're an arsehole and you always have been, people laugh at you behind your back because you're a 360 degrees bellend.

he pumped your bird didn't he.

[sloopjohnc]

That is why it (Twitter) appeals to the powerless, the bitter and the lame.

Is it hard to set up an account? Any help gratefully appreciated.

[sloopjohnc]

You know how bad a song must be when I actively prefer a Lou Reed song.

[you have to have a fly's eye to see it]

You know how bad a song must be when I actively prefer a Lou Reed song.

and this is funny how?

[sloopjohnc]

I also love the idea of someone sending a fax in a fit of passion.

[TG]

This made me laugh every time I thought about it yesterday...

Dear Sir,

On behalf of Channel 4 Television, may I thank you for your application submitted on behalf of your wife for our new reality show. Also the charming photograph of her you enclosed.

Whilst agreeing that she could make a worthy contribution to the program if selected,
I would like to point out that the correct title of the series is actually "Fact Hunt".

Kind regards

Channel 4

[Arthur Crud]

From the 'What are you entirely uninterested in?' thread...

Interesting that we get twice as many replies for what we aren't interested in , as what we are interested in.

Stick it on the list of things that interest you then.

[Cage Free Brown]

(By the way - What was Dylan on in '66?)

Columbia

[Arthur Crud]

From the Billy Bragg's House thread....you really only need to read the last few pages....

I don't think the last few pages since it's been bumped have added anything to it though.

I don't know, if nothing else we've at least found out that the bassist from Mungo Jerry is alive and well and posting on BCB.

[Nolamike]

Sometimes YJ reminded me a bit of Captain Sword.

Make that two of us.

No problem, Norm.