And me
Never mind, this small work of genius should make up for it.
WHY I LOVE QUACO
By Nicholas Algernon Gradual III, Class 3b (Miss Maclean)
Brilliance in flashes
Never rehashes
Wears galoshes
Doesn't sport 'taches
Used to be dashes
Once went to NY for fun
Not at all like a gryphon
Intellectual siphon
Penis like a python
Or was it hyphens?
Makes his own laws
Has hands not paws
Usurps social mores
Likes climbing tors
No it was definitely underscores
Mentally quick
Never misses a trick
Likes larks tongue in aspic
In fact near enough perfick
I hate the fucking -----
Laydeez & Gentl'men, QUACO'S BIRTHDAY THREAD
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Thank you, James. The final-line device was truly inspired! I can only hope it took you four whole days to come up with this, because otherwise I would have to conclude that you are very very brilliant.
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athletico giraffe 06 wrote:Quaco wrote: I can only hope it took you four whole days to come up with this, because otherwise I would have to conclude that you are very very brilliant.
i know which one is more likely.
Nice to see than my four minutes of toil wasn't wasted. As it went down so well, here are some of the lines I couldn't use:
Taught me 40,000 Headmen by Traffic
Er, actually that's it.
"He's thrown a kettle over a pub; what have you done?"
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Re:
Pete the Pick wrote:Fine, fine, but have you listened to that Ollie Halsall I sent you eons ago?
No!
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