Barry White fans needed for BBC tribute documentary

[woodstock]

'Porn Idol' will feature 10 members of the ordinary public like you, locked in a house with only fruit and Vaseline.

Friut!! Wahay! Phwoar, phwoar.

[Snarfyguy]

Hmm. Looks like GemmaBBC didn't check back in with us. What's her problem?

[LianneITV]

Hmm. Looks like GemmaBBC didn't check back in with us. What's her problem?

Mmmm.. maybe she's involved in some pervy bondage games with JaquiCNN and RebeccaSKY1.

Think about that.

Mmmm yah..

Bondage.

Mmmm

I'm off for a quick flick.

Shhh

[LianneITV]

Oops sorry about that. I meant to think it not say it.

[marios]

Oops sorry about that. I meant to think it not say it.

You could always delete your posts, you know...

[GemmaBBC]

ha ha ha, oh my god, you lot are funny, don't worry I'm still checking to see how long a thread about Barry White can continue for!

[The Prof]

Well, basically none of us have got any Bary White stories to tell, but if the Beeb ever need anything on The Gravel - this is the place to ask

[marios]

ha ha ha, oh my god, you lot are funny, don't worry I'm still checking to see how long a thread about Barry White can continue for!

Sorry Gemma. when i directed you to this place i thought you could probably find at least one Barry-nut who'd be willing to make an appearance in that tribute. Looks like i was wrong. Sorry.

What about a Johnny Cash tribute?

[Snarfyguy]

Hang on - I just remembered my band has a song called "Barry's Time Machine." It's about a young Barry White having a time machine and going into the future to crib songs, then going back to his present to record and have hits with them.

It's on our second album, which is miraculously still in print:

It appears here: http://image.allmusic.com/00/amg/cov200 ... 0l4om4.jpg

I trust this helps.

[The Midnight Special]

This programme is on the BBC tomorrow night. Could this be GemmaBBC's programme I wonder?

Can't Take It With You Tue 7 Oct, 22:00 - 22:30 BBC Two
Barry White: The legendary soul star's songs were the soundtrack to seduction, but with ten children and a wife left behind, leaving no will was bound to cause trouble.

[Madrugada]

If there are only two pages of classic threads, I'm bumping this one. It's a classic classic thread.

[brotherlouie]

Quite marvellous. Where's Lianna gone, these days? Promoted?

[Diamond Dog]

For some peculiar reason, I've never read this thread.

Gold dust.

[Sneelock]

oh baby.
I love this thread sooooo much!
yeah!

[souphound]

For some peculiar reason, I've never read this thread.

Gold dust.

Yeah, same here.


How am I supposed to work while laughing out loud?

[Diamond Dog]

For some peculiar reason, I've never read this thread.

Gold dust.

Yeah, same here.


How am I supposed to work while laughing out loud?

I don't know what Midnight Special was on that night, but - by fuck - I want some of it!!

I miss Brian - a very, very funny guy (and a top man, to boot).

[the masked man]

However often I read this, it still makes me laugh. Somehow, Lianne, bless her sordid little soul, managed to up to ante with every fresh perverted entry in her diary of sexual degradation. What a trooper!