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A New Classic Thread

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 06 Aug 2012, 18:43

This is going to be great!
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 06 Aug 2012, 18:48

I wonder what the predominant theme will be: Cheese puns? Sexy titillationisms? Wacky lists? The Beatles vs CCR?

I could really get worked up just wondering! I'd better take a rest.
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Cage Free Brown » 06 Aug 2012, 19:40

I think the topics of nudity and atheism should be brought up.
So I brought them up.
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 07 Aug 2012, 17:13

Well done. This is shaping up nicely!
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Cage Free Brown » 07 Aug 2012, 17:15

(tap fingers on counter top)
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Cage Free Brown » 07 Aug 2012, 22:24

do you want to see the scar from my gall bladder operation?
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Cage Free Brown » 07 Aug 2012, 23:54

vacation photos?
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Cage Free Brown » 08 Aug 2012, 00:45

did you know that jackalopes are REAL?
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 08 Aug 2012, 01:14

What's the most un-hammer-like thing you've ever used as a hammer?
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby penk » 08 Aug 2012, 12:19

Harvey K-Tel wrote:What's the most un-hammer-like thing you've ever used as a hammer?


Vanilla Ice.
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Cage Free Brown » 08 Aug 2012, 17:05

a jackalope!
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 08 Aug 2012, 21:45

I tried to use a maple leaf once. Needless to say, it didn't work very well.
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Cage Free Brown » 08 Aug 2012, 22:16

don't use your penis.
I heard that doesn't work too well.

I used a can of Spaghetti-O's once.
that worked out okay.
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 09 Aug 2012, 01:34

Are you any good at sharpening chisels?
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Cage Free Brown » 09 Aug 2012, 04:41

Do you have a chisels that need to be sharpened?
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 09 Aug 2012, 12:28

Yes I do. So, are you any good at it?
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 11 Aug 2012, 16:59

Well?
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Nolamike » 13 Aug 2012, 18:00

I have a pencil sharpener. Maybe I could use that?
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Harvey K-Tel » 13 Aug 2012, 18:50

I suppose there might be some use for a pointy round chisel, but I'll pass on it for now. Thanks, though, Mike!
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Re: A New Classic Thread

Postby Cage Free Brown » 13 Aug 2012, 18:53

so, we can call Harvey K-Tel "a chiseler" without fear of reprimand?





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