BIZARRO CUP 2010: NOLAMIKE AND HEIFER OUT!

[John San Juan]

Thanks for all those who voted for me. Daggers at those who claimed to like "Dirty White Boy." General rule - rock songs in which the singer refers to himself as a "white boy" are, by nature, terrible.*

*Velvet Underground Exception - On "I'm Waiting For The Man," Lou Reed sings about somebody else saying "Hey White Boy, whatchu doin' uptown?" In that instance, where the "white boy" reference is not a first person thing, no foul has been committed.

You've only made me like "Dirty White Boy" all the more.

Where does "Rock And Roll Nigger" fit into all of this?

[The Red Heifer]

Thanks for getting me this far, I was up against some truly shocking stuff, no shame to lose to this lot.

As for the Mumford & Sons, I wouldnt have been true to myself without listing it. And it got my only vote that wsnt mine in the finals!