Why don't tennis players...

[Footy]

.....spend half the match spitting, gobbing and blowing snot out of one nostril like footballers do?

[Diamond Dog]

.....spend half the match spitting, gobbing and blowing snot out of one nostril like footballers do?

Because they spend it wiping their forehead, neck and arse, bouncing the ball zillions of times and grunting like a stuck pig!

[Bill Thrills]

.....spend half the match spitting, gobbing and blowing snot out of one nostril like footballers do?

It's a class thing.

[Footy]

wiping their forehead, neck and arse, grunting like a stuck pig!

Sounds like the postmen round here.

[sloopjohnc]

The guys don't spend nearly as much time re-arranging their junk as baseball players do.