Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

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what are you going to do when Keith Richards comes over?

ask him to tune your guitar
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take a selfie
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get a Sharpie & ask him to autograph his candid and refreshing autobiography.
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go out for a quick bite and blood transfusion.
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ask him to sing "Little T & A" while you accompany him on your dulcimer.
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lock the fucking liquor cabinet
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stuff Mick Jagger in the dumbwaiter before he gets there
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sneak up behind him when he's not looking and put him out of his misery
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nod politely and pretend to understand a word he is saying
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perform a finger puppet rendition of "before they make me run" for his approval
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ask him to describe, in detail, every drug he's ever put in his body
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ask him to do his famous "Johnny Depp" impersonation.
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put on "Sgt. Pepper" and see how long it takes him to complain about it.
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take him to a department store and buy him some proper clothes.
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OTHER
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Total votes: 22

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Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby Sneelock » 23 Feb 2018, 19:04

What are you going to do when he gets there?
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Postby harvey k-tel » 23 Feb 2018, 19:19

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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby naughty boy » 23 Feb 2018, 19:22

Little T&A!
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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby The Modernist » 23 Feb 2018, 19:26

Get the booze in!

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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby Brickyard Jack » 23 Feb 2018, 19:33

Give him a comfy chair and a footstool, a large glass of single malt, and ask him to tell it like it was.

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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby naughty boy » 23 Feb 2018, 19:39

You know he hasn't drunk for 30 years?
Matt 'interesting' Wilson wrote:So I went from looking at the "I'm a Man" riff, to showing how the rave up was popular for awhile.

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Postby Sneelock » 23 Feb 2018, 19:42

Yeah and I haven’t played with myself in 30 years.
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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby Hugh » 23 Feb 2018, 19:45

Ask him to sing Devil Woman.

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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby The Modernist » 23 Feb 2018, 19:57

Super-Jank wrote:You know he hasn't drunk for 30 years?


I think you mean minutes.

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Postby bobzilla77 » 23 Feb 2018, 20:12

I'd take him down to Mariachi Plaza in Boyle Heights, have him hire a band and have them play every Stones song they know while we eat tacos from the El Flamin truck. Then, sue the mariachis for trademark infringement and go eat steaks with the lawsuit money.
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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby Penk! » 23 Feb 2018, 20:47

Super-Jank wrote:You know he hasn't drunk for 30 years?


Presumably because it no longer has any effect on him.
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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby Brickyard Jack » 23 Feb 2018, 21:08

If he doesn't want the single malt I will have it.

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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby kath » 23 Feb 2018, 22:02

question: do i get to keep the dulcimer?

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Postby never/ever » 23 Feb 2018, 22:06

Take him to Red Rooster.
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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby Rayge » 23 Feb 2018, 22:10

boring and decidedly unepigrammatic , I know, but I'd talk to him about growing up around London in the 1950s, about Hancock and the Goons, Luxy and the rubbish music on the Light Programme. That was the part of his autobio I liked best.
I might even make a pot of tea and toast some crumpets
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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby joklend » 24 Feb 2018, 02:52

I'd ask him wtf he wants from me and to sod off if he's not paying a lodging fee.

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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby BARON CORNY DOG » 24 Feb 2018, 05:15

Break out the reggae records.
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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby ` » 24 Feb 2018, 08:36

Dave's not here, Keith, mate.

He's not been here since he OD'd in that hotel in 75....

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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby Jimbo » 25 Feb 2018, 15:45

Ask him to stay for dinner. We'll cook up a curry and make a big salad and let the evening roll. I seem to have the greatest times when friends and strangers come over. Keith would be a wonderful guest, I'm sure.
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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!

Postby Spock! » 25 Feb 2018, 20:23

Rayge wrote:boring and decidedly unepigrammatic , I know, but I'd talk to him about growing up around London in the 1950s, about Hancock and the Goons, Luxy and the rubbish music on the Light Programme. That was the part of his autobio I liked best.
I might even make a pot of tea and toast some crumpets





Yes, that was interesting. I'd like to know if he listens to choral/church music - quite the boy treble I seem to recall.
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