Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!
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Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!
What are you going to do when he gets there?
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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!
Little T&A!
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Give him a comfy chair and a footstool, a large glass of single malt, and ask him to tell it like it was.
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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!
You know he hasn't drunk for 30 years?
Matt 'interesting' Wilson wrote:So I went from looking at the "I'm a Man" riff, to showing how the rave up was popular for awhile.
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Yeah and I haven’t played with myself in 30 years.
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Ask him to sing Devil Woman.
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Super-Jank wrote:You know he hasn't drunk for 30 years?
I think you mean minutes.
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I'd take him down to Mariachi Plaza in Boyle Heights, have him hire a band and have them play every Stones song they know while we eat tacos from the El Flamin truck. Then, sue the mariachis for trademark infringement and go eat steaks with the lawsuit money.
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Super-Jank wrote:You know he hasn't drunk for 30 years?
Presumably because it no longer has any effect on him.
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If he doesn't want the single malt I will have it.
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question: do i get to keep the dulcimer?
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Take him to Red Rooster.
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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!
boring and decidedly unepigrammatic , I know, but I'd talk to him about growing up around London in the 1950s, about Hancock and the Goons, Luxy and the rubbish music on the Light Programme. That was the part of his autobio I liked best.
I might even make a pot of tea and toast some crumpets
I might even make a pot of tea and toast some crumpets
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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!
I'd ask him wtf he wants from me and to sod off if he's not paying a lodging fee.
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Break out the reggae records.
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Dave's not here, Keith, mate.
He's not been here since he OD'd in that hotel in 75....
He's not been here since he OD'd in that hotel in 75....
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Ask him to stay for dinner. We'll cook up a curry and make a big salad and let the evening roll. I seem to have the greatest times when friends and strangers come over. Keith would be a wonderful guest, I'm sure.
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Re: Keith Richards is on his way to YOUR house!
Rayge wrote:boring and decidedly unepigrammatic , I know, but I'd talk to him about growing up around London in the 1950s, about Hancock and the Goons, Luxy and the rubbish music on the Light Programme. That was the part of his autobio I liked best.
I might even make a pot of tea and toast some crumpets
Yes, that was interesting. I'd like to know if he listens to choral/church music - quite the boy treble I seem to recall.