Olympic Sports For Rock Stars And Judges

[yellowjacket]

For being named "Dan London " you don't have a ounce of olympic spirit in your body......

Okay, I like that.

You should it was the best off the cuff remark in this entire thread!

[bobzilla77]

I think they should have a 50 yard dash of 32nd notes so that we can finally answer for all time who's better - Yngwie, Vai or Satriani?

[Huw]

I don't understand this thread. Am I alone?

[penk]

I don't understand this thread. Am I alone?

I'm pretty sure yellowjacket doesn't understand it either, if that's any help.

[Huw]

I don't understand this thread. Am I alone?

I'm pretty sure yellowjacket doesn't understand it either, if that's any help.

Thanks

[yellowjacket]

I don't understand this thread. Am I alone?

Yes out in the forest where we left you wearing only your under pants and a small flashlight that is growing dimmer by the moment......

[Huw]

I don't understand this thread. Am I alone?

Yes out in the forest where we left you wearing only your under pants and a small flashlight that is growing dimmer by the moment......

That explains it then.

[Sea Of Tunes v2.0]

I hear rock stars are firmly into water sports.

[yellowjacket]

That explains it then.[/quote]
Oh you actually wanted a real explaination? Before we start we must set some ground rules. Once I explain the thread there is no asking me to "Fuck-Off " and calling me a moron.....

The idea was to list some of the musicians in each category that might compete.
Best guitar riff Eddie Van Halen name a song Jimmy Page Heartbreaker etc etc

Best Drum solo Ginger Baker Spoonful, etc etc

The last question had to do with judges who would assess the performances.....

[Huw]

[quote="yellowjacket"]Oh you actually wanted a real explaination? Before we start we must set some ground rules. Once I explain the thread there is no asking me to "Fuck-Off " and calling me a moron.....

The idea was to list some of the musicians in each category that might compete.
Best guitar riff Eddie Van Halen name a song Jimmy Page Heartbreaker etc etc

Best Drum solo Ginger Baker Spoonful, etc etc

The last question had to do with judges who would assess the performances....


"Fuck-Off" you moron!!!!!



Only joking

[you have to have a fly's eye to see it]

And the judges are for the first Olympic's Of Rock???????????????

[bobzilla77]

And the judges are for the first Olympic's Of Rock???????????????

[you have to have a fly's eye to see it]

And the picture is of these critic's is the who of......??????

[bobzilla77]

Wow it does look like the Who.




That's Statler & Waldorf from the Muppet Show. They'd follow every sketch with a snappy putdown from the balcony.

Probably not the most universal reference I could have picked.

[yellowjacket]

"Fuck-Off" you moron!!!!!



Only joking[/quote]

I flew into a blind fit of rage until my blood pressure settled down and I read the "Only Joking " part.......

[Billybob Dylan]

I think they should have a 50 yard dash of 32nd notes so that we can finally answer for all time who's better - Yngwie, Vai or Satriani?

No! This guy:

[Billybob Dylan]

Sorry, I actually bored myself trying to figure out an Olympics of Rock and deleted my post.

[yellowjacket]

Sorry, I actually bored myself trying to figure out an Olympics of Rock and deleted my post.

Sometimes the pressure is just too much..........